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Meet your new favorite statement tee: the Sarah Beth Terry "And You're Not!" Cream T-Shirt, featuring the bold, colorful design fans already love from the Cigarette Mom and Feral Christian world. Equal parts Southern sass, porch-sitting confidence, comedy merch, and country songwriter chaos, this shirt is made for anyone who loves Sarah Beth Terry's unapologetic humor, faith-filled fire, and one-of-a-kind Appalachian personality.

Printed on a soft cream classic-fit t-shirt, this design brings together the full Sarah Beth Terry brand: the big hair energy, the Cigarette Mom attitude, the Feral Christian spirit, the guitar, the flowers, the chicken, and the kind of quote that makes people stop and ask, "Where did you get that shirt?"

Made with 6 oz. 100% U.S. cotton, this tee has a sturdy but comfortable feel that works for concerts, podcast nights, errands, porch sitting, Bible study, comedy shows, or just letting the world know exactly who you are - and who they are not.

Product Details:
Color: Cream
Shirt Type: Classic-fit t-shirt
Material: 6 oz. 100% U.S. cotton
Fit: Classic width, seamless body
Collar: Rib collar
Comfort: Taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
Label: High-performing black recycled tear-away label
Dyes: Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
Cotton: Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol and Certified by Cotton USA
Production: Participates with the Fair Labor Association
Packaging: Reduced plastic waste by removing polybags from all products except White

This official Sarah Beth Terry merch tee is perfect for fans of Cigarette Mom, Feral Christian Podcast, Southern comedy, country music, faith-based humor, and anyone who likes their t-shirts with a little bit of blessing and a whole lot of attitude.

Sarah Beth Terry “And You’re Not!” Cream T-Shirt | Official Merch

Rating is 5.0 out of five stars based on 1 review
SKU: SBT-TSH-SARAHB
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  • Sheryl EhrlichSep 24
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
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    I'm Sarah Beth Terry T shirt

    I just opened the pkg today. I love this shirt. My husband looks at me wearing it and shakes his head. He did the same thing when I put on my Cigarette Mom pj pants,lol.


    I just lost 100 lbs. The shirt fits beautifully. 5x to 3x. I'm over the moon happy.


    I love you.


    Sheryl Ehrlich

    Oregon.

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